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cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via chimeraivy)

Future Child:Dad, I think I'm in love.
Me:Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
Future Child:Dad how is that even relevant
Me:Do he got the booty my child.
Future Child:...what
Me:Child. Do he got da booty.
Future Child:*sighs heavily* He doooooo.
Me:Then I ship it, my child.

ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

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baby:m....m...m
mom:mama? ma? mommy?
baby:m...m...
baby:m..mY ANACONDA DONT

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade, via gnarly)

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

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radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

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marnie-michaels:

hp meme | ten things [2/10]
↳  ron’s hunger

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